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Gingi Son of Dracula
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World Domination
created: 06/16/08 2:44PM









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Meanwhile, Marcus was across town signing his latest contract. He wasn't sure why he was doing this. Perhaps it was because of the money, but Marcus was never one to want money. Money was nothing; just a small figure in the world. It was something else that Marcus wanted, and that was minions. Minions could cook, minions could vacuum, minions could do the dishes, minions could clip toenails! But he still owed his allegiance to Purple Monkey Dishwasher. How would he get past Purple Monkey Dishwasher? They would think him a traitor!!

But then it came to Marucs that once he was surrounded by a circle of minions, Purple Monkey Dishwasher would want to use his minions, they would think him an old friend. And he'd pretend to allow them to use his minions, be in his house, reside in his buildings, but really he'd use them as his Supreme Minions, for behind that, he would use the Scheme, the One Scheme To Rule Them All!! And once he'd gone past the step of Minions and arrived at Supreme Minions, what came after that?

World Domination!!

So this was the Scheme. The Scheme was designed in a way so that it only solves Step 1 (Minions) but if he used those Minions he could get to Step 2 easily (Supreme Minions, them being the members of Purple Monkey Dishwasher).

Once he started singing well, this time in his OWN band, so that HE had the power to control it, and he started going professional, then all the hot girls would start worshiping him, and he'd use them, and they'd do whatever he wanted, and eventually he'd get to Step 3, and that was World Domination!!





14:54 EST   Jun 16th, 2008 – by Chris Sadler
Ya gotta have goals!



14:56 EST   Jun 16th, 2008 – by BumbeaK the Genius
You could turn anything into a cyberpunk space opera. I agree with Chris, Marcus definitely has what it takes to rule the universe.



21:16 EST   Jun 16th, 2008 – by Marzipan Googelplex
LOL, this is brilliant! I love world domination, but Marcus isn't shooting high enough. Always go for the gold, which in this case is total control of life, the universe, and everything...



21:42 EST   Jun 19th, 2008 – by Fullmoonblue
Yoy... I think I knew this kid!! Creepy! You get definite points for capturing that peculiar combo of ambition/arrogance, emotional neediness and creativity... Nicely done.



06:41 EST   Jul 22nd, 2008 – by Melanie B
You can't go wrong with minions.















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