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Fender Bender
created: 04/27/08 11:36AM








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'Where's the fire, Mike?'

'No fire,' Twinky puffed, 'fender-bender. Big one. All units needed.'

'Not me, I'm off duty,' John answered, rattling the coffee machine. No luck.

'All units, captain's orders.'

Damn it!

No coffee, no break, and no leeds. Could the night get any worse?





21:33 EST   Apr 27th, 2008 – by Chris Sadler
Well, you could share a ride with a guy named 'Twinky...'











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